I've always liked funny expressions of speech, especially funny or sarcastic similes. I'm hoping to use this blog to collect and publish as many funny similes as possible. I mainly trawl the internet looking for funny similes and other expressions of speech but I'd welcome contributions from people who have funny similes or funny expressions of speech to share.
I'll choose a different subject for each blog and today's subject is popularity. Everyone wants to be popular but not everyone succeeds. Next time someone makes an unpopular decision try these similes......
As popular as a 4am car alarm
As popular as dandruff
As popular as a pork chop in a synagogue
Anyone have any similar types of funny similes to share?
Today's random funny expression of speech is "Good customer service is like the loch ness monster - everyone talks about it but nobody really sees it"
